Friday, July 13, 2012

Pick Up Lines

(Please note that not one of these lines ever resulted in the successful picking up of a woman.)

Ability
Your ability to do something is directly linked to your willingness to learn.

Acceptance
You must accept yourself before you can expect others to do the same.

Actions
Without action there is no resolution.

Adversity
Animals are much better at handling adversity than humans. They learn to cope and then get on with their lives.

Advice
Unfortunately, we're better at learning for ourselves than heeding advice.

Age
To deny your age is to admit regret for how you have lived your life.

Ambition
To be strongly ambitious is to want what is not deservedly yours.

America
America is where good things happen to you - as long as your luck holds out.

Anger
To acknowledge your anger is strength. To act on your anger is weakness.

Argument & Debate
Most people consider an argument and a fight to be the same thing. Not so. An argument is an exchange of thoughts and ideas while a fight lacks both.

Art
It is interesting that for some people art is a wonderful tool for expressing themselves while for others art is a means for avoiding personal expression.

Assumptions 
Assuming is human nature. Acting on assumptions is a character flaw.  

Attitude
For many people the event determines their attitude. For a lucky few of us our attitudes determine the event.

Authors & Writing
Good writing is the result of exploring the depths of one's mind.

Beauty
True beauty is revealed through self-confidence and attitude.

Belief
To believe without commitment is like cooking soup without a pot.

Bureaucracy
Bureaucracy is like your lawn: you have to routinely cut it to keep in under control.

Change
I haven't changed, your perception of me has ;-)

Character
Character is like the roots of a tree: it's the part that can't plainly be seen that makes a person strong.

Choice
People have a tendency to decline to make a choice and then to complain about it.

Confidence
Confidence has more influence on how you look then how you look does.

Conflict
Resolving a conflict doesn't necessarily mean that someone has to lose.

Conformity & Nonconformity
The purpose of conformity is to control. The purpose of nonconformity is to explore.

Conversation
There seems to be more and more talking and less and less conversation.

Creation
God didn't create the world; God supplied the energy and watched as the universe bloomed.

Creativity
Creativity is taking what is in your mind and showing it to other people.

Criticism
When taken correctly criticism aides growth.

Death
If you are not ready to die then you haven't really lived.

Decisions
Decisions. What's the big deal? Make one. Learn from it. Make another one.

Destruction
Sometimes forest fires are beneficial to nature. But when is destruction ever beneficial to man?

Difficulty
If it were easy I would have done it a long time ago.

Discovery
I don't believe in invention. There is only discovery.

Doubt
Doubt should warn, not paralyze.

Dreams
If you don't have dreams then what are you doing with all of your time?

Drugs
We place too much reliance on drugs; they should be a last step, not a first step.
Earth
Let's be careful with our Planet Earth - it's uninsured.

Education
Education is the key to everything.

Equality
All men are created equal. Unfortunately intelligence and common sense are extras that many people choose not to pay for.

Excellence
Excellence in anything is like good acting - when done correctly you don't even notice it.

Experience
Experience is dependent upon the passage of time. Most people don't want to wait that long.

Expertise
Are you an expert because of how much you know or how little everyone else knows?

Facts
Facts are always at the bottom of things, but are too easily manipulated. 

Fate & Destiny
Deja vu reinforces my belief in fate.

Freedom
Freedom starts in the mind and ends with the hands and feet.

Generosity
Generosity is a hallmark of intelligence.

Glory
Glory is usually achieved at someone else's expense.

God
To get to know God is to get to know yourself. To ask for God's help is to steal yourself for the task ahead.

Government
Government's aren't bad. Sometimes the people who run them are.

Growth
Change is the imputes of growth.

Habits
Man's instincts are being replaced with habits. Instincts are formed and honed over thousands of years and are beneficial to everyone. In a single lifetime a man can gain and lose numerous habits, many of which are not beneficial.

Happiness
Happiness in not something you get, it is something you have.

History
Imagine that every couple of years everything that you know about being in a relationship is lost and you have to start over each time. This is what it is like when generations of man do not learn from history.

Hope
Hope is what you do when you can't do anything else.

Humor
Living your life without humor is like watching a silent movie with your eyes closed.

Ignorance & Stupidity
Ignorance is when you don't know. Stupidity is when you don't care. 

Imagination
Using your imagination is like taking a vacation without going anywhere.

Instinct
Instinct is best used in conjunction with knowledge and experience

Insults
Insults are taken, never given.

Intelligence
You are a Broadway production and your intelligence is your stage hands: it's what you can't see that makes everything work.

Intention
Intentions are meaningless once the action has taken place.

Journey
Half of the joy in going somewhere is the journey.

Justice
Our misplaced faith in justice keeps us from focusing on prevention.

Knowledge
Knowledge is not knowing, knowledge is sharing what you know.

Laughter
If you can't laugh about it then perhaps you'd be better off dead.

Leadership
Don't trust anyone who touts their own leadership - it isn't theirs, it was given to them.

Life
Many people can't enjoy life because they are too busy reflecting on the past or worrying about the future.

Listening
Most people are only listening for their queue to talk.

Memory
Memory serves as the raw materials for our intellect.

Mistakes
Mistakes are useful when shared and destructive when kept secret.

Money
Why earn money? To spend it.

Obsrevation
Too often we use observation to expose rather than to respect.

Opportunity
Opportunity is the most that anyone deserves.

Optimism & Pessimism
Optimism is about accepting and pessimism is about blaming.

Peace
Peace is a by-product of common sense and respect.

Personality
Personality is like the clothes we wear: it can reveal something true about us or it can be misleading.

Politics
Politics is an extension into adulthood of everything that we disdain about adolescence.

Power
There is great power in restraint.

Pride
Pride in one's self is vanity. Pride in others is praise.

Problems
Without problems most of us would be out of work.

Progress
Most people are interested in progress only when it benefits them.

Prudence
Prudence has become a victim of our media-rich and information-laden society.

Questions
If you don't have any questions then you probably aren't thinking.

Regret & Remorse
Don't confuse opportunity cost with regret or remorse.

Relativity
Where I am depends on where you are.

Responsibility
People prefer that responsibility belong to someone else.

Revolution
Revolution is like a forest fire. Sometimes you need one for rejuvenation.

Sanity & Insanity
Sanity is relative.

Society
Society is a convenient scapegoat.

Space
I'd like to enjoy Space before man screws it up.

Strength
The immature value strength of body while the mature value strength of mind.

Success & Failure
Being successful is not a fact, it is an opinion.

Terrorism
Terrorism is a result of blaming someone else for your own problems.

Time
Pessimists see time as finite while optimists see time as infinite.

Violence
Violence is the result of a weak mind.

Wealth
Most people spend a lifetime searching for the wealth that was inside them all along


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