50 Shades of Dr. Seuss

I am Topper

I am Topper

Topper-boy

That Topper-boy!

That Topper-boy!
I do not like that Topper-boy

Do you like restraints and toys?

I do not like them, Topper-boy
I do not like restraints and toys

Would you like them while I pull your hair?

I would not like them while you pull my hair

I would not like them anywhere
I do not like restraints and toys
I do not like them, Topper-boy

Would you like them on a bed?

Would you like a slap upside the head?

I do not like them in a bed

I do not like a slap upside the head
I do not like when you pull my hair
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like restraints and toys
I do not like them, Topper-boy

Would you try them on the floor?

Would you like me to call you a whore?

Not on the floor. Don’t call me a whore

Not in a bed. Don’t slap me upside the head
I would not try them while you pull my hair
I would not try them anywhere
I would not try restraints and toys
I do not like them, Topper-boy

Would you? Could you? Bent over a couch?

Try them! Try them! You will love the ouch!

I would not, could not, bent over a couch

You may like them. Do not withhold

You may like wearing a blindfold

Not with a blindfold

I would not, could not with a blindfold
Not bent over a couch! You are too bold.

I do not like them in a bed

I do not like a slap upside the head
I do not like them on the floor
I do not like to be called a whore
I do not like when you pull my hair
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like restraints and toys
I do not like them, Topper-boy

Role play! Role play!

Role play! Role play!
Could you, would you play a role?

Not playing a role! Not with a blindfold!

Not bent over a couch! Topper! You are too bold!
I would not, could not, in a bed
I could not get slapped upside the head
I will not try them on the floor
I will not like to be called a whore
I will not like when you pull my hair
I will not try them anywhere
I do not like them, Topper-boy

Say! In the butt! Here in the butt!

Would you, could you, in the butt?

I would not, could not, in the butt

Would you, could you, in any hole?

I would not, could not, in any hole

Not in the butt. Not playing a role
Not over a couch, Not in a blindfold
I do not like them, Topper, you are too bold
Not on the floor. Don’t call me a whore
Not in a bed. Don’t slap my head
I will not let you pull my hair
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like restraints and toys?

I do not like them, Topper-boy

Could you, would you, enjoy a spanking?

I would not, could not bear a spanking!

Come on! Come on! Your safe word can be banking!

I do not need a safe word of banking

I will not, will not, bear a spanking
I will not, will not play a role
I will not try them in any hole
Not in the butt! Not in a blindfold!
Now let me be, you are too bold!
I do not like them on the floor
I do not like to be called a whore
I will not try them in a bed
I do not like to be slapped in the head
I do not like when you pull my hair
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like restraints and toys!
I do not like them, Topper-boy

You do not like them. SO you say

Try them! Try them!
And you may
Try them and you may, I say

Topper! If you will let me be, I will try them

You will see

Say!

I like restraints and toys!
I do!! I like them, Topper-boy!
We now need that safe work of banking
For surely I would enjoy a spanking
I would love to play a role
And in the butt, in any hole!
Bent over the couch, with a blindfold
There is nothing that I will withhold

So I will try them in a bed

And I would like a slap upside the head
And I will try them on the floor
I get goose bumps when you call me a whore
And I will try them as you pull my hair
Say! I will try them ANYWHERE!

I do so like restraints and toys!

Thank you! Thank you, Topper-boy!