Everyone would wear their ages on their foreheads. I am
done with guessing. Done trying to figure out who looks good for their age, and
who doesn’t. Done with looking at 20 year old boys and thinking they are in
high school, and done with looking at 16 year old girls and thinking they are
25.
All cars would have the gas cap on the same side of the
vehicle, the driver’s side. No more pulling into a gas station with cars facing
the opposite direction and you have to drive around and maneuver your car next
to the gas pump.
Grocery stores have to follow the same basic layout. You
can walk into any store and quickly figure out where things are.
Cars would have LED displays on them which say where you
are going, and where you have been.
Just left: mistress
Going to: work
Just left: gynecologist
Going to: bar
Absolutely no advertising during a TV show or TV movie.
No little animations down in the corner. No telling us what is up next, and on
tomorrow night, or whatever.
Quantity discounts are required in increments of 5 units.
If I buy five of one item then it has to have a lower per unit cost then buying
just one. Buying 10 has to have a lower per unit cost than buying 5. This goes
for services, too, which is by month.
All cars would be bumper cars. Then you can bump into someone with no worries. Bump, get bumped, drive on.
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